Me – I forgot to bring the gnome you painted.
Ella [joking] – Bad mum! Bad mum!
Me – Oh, I’m not such a bad mum, am I?
Ella – You’re a great mum! Because you gave me pancakes and icecream and you give me everything I want!
Me [laughing] – I don’t give you everything you want! That would make me a bad mum.