I’m selling a benchtop dishwasher and was checking my Ebay listing today. (And then typed as Ella talked: this is a very literal transcript.)
Me – Seven people watching, but no bids yet.
Ella – Why don’t you make it look a bit better?
Me – It’s a dishwasher, how would I make it look better?
Ella – You could draw fairies on it and… Every one would want one of those!
Me – Not everyone likes things with fairies on it.
Ella – Everyone does!
Me – What about boys?
Ella – Boys like butterflies. I’m only joking!
Ella – Boys like Spiderman and Superman and … Girls like fairies and Batgirl and Supergirl and Wonder Woman and Spidergirl. Those are all the people that girls like. Coz I like those things. And also girls like nature. And animals. And boys like animals, but nothing else, for boys. And girls like dresses and tights and socks and leggings and dresses and t-shirts and skirts. Look, girls like much more things than boys do. And girls also like ponies and unicorns. And horses. And girls like heaps of animals. Which you probably already know coz I love animals. I don’t just like them, I love them. That’s why I care for Luna.