They’re starting on the replacement of my kitchen next week so it has to be completely emptied.
Ella – Can we eat in the tower restaurant this weekend?
Me – No we can’t because I have to pack up the kitchen.
Ella – Is it going on a holiday?
Me – No, I think it’ll be going to the tip.
Ella – Oh no! Don’t say that. Imagine that the tip is actually a holiday place for kitchens?
Me – A kitchen resort, that’s great!
Ella – And it’s called the Kitchen Holiday Tip House.
Me – Lucky kitchen!