Ella came out of bed to tell me she couldn’t sleep because of the thunder. But it turned out it wasn’t really the rumbling that kept her awake.
Ella – I’m scared the monsters are gonna come.
Me – If they come, I’ll scare them away. But I don’t think they’ll come.
Ella – The monsters live far away from our house, don’t they.
Me – Yeah, I think they do.
Ella – They only live in Belgium. And that’s really far away. And they don’t let monsters on the plane, do they?
Me – No, they definitely wouldn’t let monsters on a plane.
Ella – And not bad people either.
Me – No, they can’t go on the plane.
Ella – But they let old people on the plane. Because they can’t do nothing, can they?
I’m sure there is some logic in there somewhere.