Ella came home from daycare with a nice little bruise under her eye, which the carers said she’d got during their music/dance program.
Me – That’s a nice bruise you got there Ella. Did someone bump into you when you were dancing?
Ella – No, noone bumped into me. I falled over.
Me – Did you fall over because you were dancing?
Ella – No, I just falled over. I wasn’t doing anything and then I just falled over.
Me – [laughing]
Ella – Don’t laugh mum, it’s NOT funny!
Me – [laughing even harder because I try to stop laughing]
Ella – Stop laughing at me, mum!
Me – I’m not laughing AT you sweetie, I’m laughing WITH you.
Ella – But I didn’t say anything funny. I’m not a funny fairy.
Me – Er… I’m just laughing because I’m happy.
Ella – You’re so funny, mum. You make me laugh!
Pfew! Nice save…